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| The dishes |
The dishes
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price,
but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the
spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for
dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is
outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a
word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We
haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do
them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes
are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So
Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the
table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little
flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back
down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her
on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her
dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete
silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it
starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of
vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the
table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES" |
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