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| Old Folks Sex |
Old Folks Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had
sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you
leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I
remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh, Charlie, you old devil,
that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the
next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks
to himself, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
The
elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by
walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way
to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on
for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and
screaming..... Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The
policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age
that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on.
The Policeman is still watching and thinks to himself "this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is." So, as the couple passes,
he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a
fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking
the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
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