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| Italian Worker |
Italian Worker
An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a
little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said.
"Without
using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Italian says,
"Dat is easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss
asks.
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Italian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the
same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Italian stares into space
for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge
on each tree.
"Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on
earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So,
it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is
getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he
says, "All right, last question.
Same rules again, but represent the number
100."
The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go.
One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think
that represents a hundred!"
The Italian leans forward and points to the marks
at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and crap by each
tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty
tree and a turd, dat make one hundred. So, when I start?" |
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