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| Sexy Blonde One Liners |
Sexy Blonde One Liners
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat
under a buck.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both
get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have
in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call
two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the
blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the
bedroom!?
A2: I don’t know.
R: Neither did she.
Q: Why did the blonde smile
when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last
blowjob.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend
was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde “twinkie”?
A: She liked to
be filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that
“love handles” referred to her ears?
Q: What’s the difference between a
blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, “Cock’ll-doodl-doooo”,
while a blonde says, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”
Q: What is the difference between a
blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only ‘had’
10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she
wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a
nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”
The
nympho says, “Are you done already?”
The blonde says, “Beige…I think I’ll paint
the ceiling beige.”
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a
telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear
behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Q: What does a blonde do
if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: How
do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head
to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk
to them at parties.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A:
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