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| Eight Words with two Meanings |
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.....
The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)
adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.....
Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n
.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married
and raise a family.!
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with
this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie,
concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking
beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct
of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest
_expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want,
just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)
n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A
device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND; for
women
He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in
it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . .... Shall we try
swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said ... What have you
been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said .....Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a
roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He
said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-
looking?
She said ..... . . They already have boyfriends.
He said .. Why are
married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home,
see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND
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