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Useful Military Warning's
Useful Military Warnings
"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US
Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-
U.S. Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is
in range, so are you."
- Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your
M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite
unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- Army's magazine of preventive
maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you
just bombed."
- U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be
low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
- U.S. Army
Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry
Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
- Col.
David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking
into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed
inspection."
- Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
-
Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
- Unknown
Army Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
- Your
Buddies

(And lastly) "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up
with him."
-- U.S.A. Ammo

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