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Great Men And Women One Liners
Great Men And Women One Liners

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she
brings
it.
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Why is
a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't
even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do
women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that
allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen
sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she
starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do
you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do
men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough
to
Build up the required pressure.

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If your
dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's
worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

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I married
a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Scientist
s have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's
called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do
men die before their wives?
They want
to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a
bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the
beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and
rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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