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Gentle Touch
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures
alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she
seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does
so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you
the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually,
no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks,
running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"Im afraid I cant"
breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes
there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a
couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell
him that there is no loo paper in the ladies."
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