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| Forgetful Actor |
Forgetful Actor
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many
years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine
again.
The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only
one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the
rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then
say theline Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The actor is thrilled. All
day long before the play hes practicing his line over and over again.
Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the
stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of
my mistress."
The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter
and the director was steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined
me!"
The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!" |
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