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| Dear Santa |
Dear Santa
Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas.
I'v ben a gud boy
all yeer.
Yer Friend, Billy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're
on your way to a career in lawncare. How about
I send you a book so you can
learn to read and spell?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At
least HE can spell.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been
a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is
peace and joy in the
world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents
smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for
my mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a
screen door in a
hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come
back
to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to
give up
that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead.
Santa
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Dear
Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes,
a dog, a
drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays. I bet you're gay.
I'll set you up
with a Barbie.
Santa
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Dear
Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I
left
carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart
in
my face when riding in the sleigh.
You want to do me a favor? Leave me a
bottle of Scotch.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy
making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the
toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend
most of my time
making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinki ng
myself silly and
squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing
money at the craps
table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
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Dear
Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know
when we're
awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are
you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping
your
house.
Santa
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Dear
Santa,
I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please,
PLEASE,
PLEASE could I have one?
Love, Timmy
Dear Timmy,
That whiney
begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap
doesn't work with me.
You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
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Dearest
Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our
home?
Love, Marky
Dear Mark,
First stop callling yourself
"Marky", that's why you're getting your ass
whipped at school. Second, you
don't live in a house, you live in
a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get
inside your pad just like
the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet dreams,
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