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| George Carlin's Views on Aging |
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
is when
we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited
about aging
that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're
never thirty-six and a
half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the
key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to
the
next number, or even a few ahead.
"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 1 6!"
You could be 13, but hey, you're
gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your
life . . . you become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME
21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you
sound like
bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now,
you're
Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21,
you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the
brakes, it's all slipping
away. Before you know it, you REACH 50
and your dreams are gone.
But
wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN
30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that
you HIT 70! After that it's a
day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get
into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch;
you TURN 4:30;
you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the
90s, you start going
backwards; "I Was JUST 92."
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over
100, you become a
little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
May you all make it
to a healthy 100 and a half!!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential
numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about
them. That is why you pay "them "
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches
pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts,
gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the
devil's
workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple
things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6.
The tears happen. Endure, grieve , and move on. The only person, who
is with us
our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround
yourself with what you love, whether it's family,
pets,keepsakes, music,
plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your
refuge.
8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it. If it is
unstable,improve it. If it is beyond what
you can improve, get help.
9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall,
even to the next
county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt
is.
10.Tell the people you love that you love them, at every
opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of
breaths we take, but by the
moments that take our breath away. |
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