| Funny Videos | Xray glasses
| | These glasses make what your looking at look sexy | | Views : 3 |
|
|
| shocking videos | Kick me again
| | Another freaky guy that likes getting kicked in the balls | | Views : 2 |
|
|
| Funny Videos | Extreme cyclist
| | Extreme cyclist bruce nash trys to jump a canyon and misses | | Views : 2 |
|
|
| cool videos | Super Flame Thrower
| | Home made flame thrower | | Views : 3 |
|
|
| shocking videos | Stop drinking advertis
| | Advertisement starts off making you aware of drunk drivers and as he is walking down the road he gets hit by a car | | Views : 5 |
|
|
| Funny Videos | Crappy 4th of July
| | This 4th of July, our national anthem will never be the same. Think of this guy the next time you hold our flag | | Views : 5 |
|
|
|
|
|
| Beer Versus Pussy |
Beer Versus Pussy
It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and
pussy...
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage:
Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served
hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having
an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have
commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If
you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you
can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the
person
giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it
is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like
beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will
definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better
not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you
need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much
pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to
have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a
pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells
beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells
pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage:
Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does
not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see
God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think
all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all
day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling
labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more
fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If
you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual
harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If
you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you
are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your
old brand will
gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had
is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you
have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad
beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline
Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked
Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The
government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy. |
 |
File Details : |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
 | Advertisement | Girls Dirty Dancing
| | I have no words for this video... what-so-ever. | | Views : 444 |
|
|
 |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
