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A cute question
A cute question

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for
a
playdate when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"


"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother
replies
sweetly. "It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much
do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly.
"Those are
personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a
divorce?"


"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her
daughter
is getting out of the car.

The exasperated mother drives away as the
two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her,"
the little girl says to
her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all
you need to do is look at her drivers
license. It's like a report card, it
has everything on it. "

Later that night the little girl says to her
mother, "I know how old
you are, you are 32."

The mother is
surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that
you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name
did you find that out?"

"And," the little
girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that,
young
lady?"

"Because you got an F in sex."
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