Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 18 2008 Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
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Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble deciding where to go.
They were a little tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something different.
After some di
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 10 2008 Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble deciding where to go.
They w...
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him: "I'
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 28 2007 A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...
A man in South Philly calls his son in Florida two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 24 2007 A man in South Philly calls his son in Florida two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin y...
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its thro
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 21 2007 (1)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physicall...
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The docto
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 17 2007 A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "Wha...
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
S
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 17 2007 Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, l...
One afternoon a sophomore entered a professor's office and asked tearfully about the grade she had received on her exam paper.
"Professor, can you tell me why I got an 'F' on this test?"
The
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 05 2007 One afternoon a sophomore entered a professor's office and asked tearfully about the grade she had r...
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 05 2007 A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated an...
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