A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out a
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 15 2007 A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is...
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, to
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 15 2007 One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some frui...
1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he pred
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 15 2007 1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the min...
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered ta
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 15 2007 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feeling...
Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 15 2007 Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is...
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why cant woman put their mascar
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 15 2007 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of lan...
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says, "This is t
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 15 2007 There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a the...
Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "C
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 15 2007 Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gu...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his f
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 15 2007 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ba...
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