What's the difference between a rottweiler and a poodle?
If a rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on July 10 2007 What's the difference between a rottweiler and a poodle?
If a rottweiler starts humping your leg ...
Useful Military Warnings
"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
- U.S. Army
"Cluster bombing from B
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on June 16 2007 Useful Military Warnings
"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by alm
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on June 16 2007 A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in ...
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on June 16 2007 The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old in the apartment was to se...
# Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
# If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.
# Don't tell anyone we can't aff
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on May 29 2007 # Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
# If we're in the backyard and the TV i...
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding name
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on May 09 2007 Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A bl...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fi
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on May 03 2007 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which define...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on May 03 2007 How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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