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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. T
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on September 17 2007 1. Innovative
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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SA...
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her,
I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some >machine
and
fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens,
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on September 15 2007 Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her,
I never want to live ...
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: W
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on September 09 2007 Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q:...
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on September 09 2007 Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says,...
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on August 22 2007 Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the ...
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a clu
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on August 17 2007 Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
Yo mama's so ...
A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”
He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”
She giggles and says “No…it’s just mustard t
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on August 17 2007 A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”
...
A very loud, UGLY , mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on August 11 2007 A very loud, UGLY , mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at the...
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.
She returned to Kuwa
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on August 09 2007 A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she n...
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