When a business man entered the elevator, there was a blonde standing inside already.
She greeted him with a bright & cheery smile and said:
"T-G-I-F."
He smiled back at her, and replied, "S-H-I
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on October 27 2007 When a business man entered the elevator, there was a blonde standing inside already.
She greeted h...
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens,
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on October 27 2007 Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to liv...
So there's a blonde 'n a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on. Well, they notice that he has some dandruff on his shoulder but politely decline to say anyt
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on October 26 2007 So there's a blonde 'n a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man get...
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on October 16 2007 On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, an...
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on October 16 2007 Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a mustache and smells of fish ...
A man walks up to the bartender and says, "Y'see that cup over there? I'll bet $100 that I can piss in it from here!" The bartender readily agrees, because the shot glass is way over on the other
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on October 16 2007 A man walks up to the bartender and says, "Y'see that cup over there? I'll bet $100 that I can piss ...
This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda." Then the croc
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on October 16 2007 This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next t...
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emot
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on September 17 2007 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on ...
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