Q: What do men think the only difference is between Father's Day and those
other 364 days?
A: The card.
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There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of t
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 05 2007 Q: What do men think the only difference is between Father's Day and those
other 364 days?
A: Th...
I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone?
What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 05 2007 I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone?
What if we carri...
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she r
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 05 2007 The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if ...
A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it. "Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer court. A gorgeous buxom creature li
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 05 2007 A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what had h...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beau
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 05 2007 A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 05 2007 A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I ...
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to h
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 05 2007 When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions abo...
Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.
"Hey, Antonio," said Luigi. "Where you beena for the past two weeks? No one seen you aroun."
"Donna talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on November 27 2007 Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.
"Hey, Antonio," said Luigi. "Where you beena ...
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holi
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on November 21 2007 I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I w...
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