Body: The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.
..15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch out after you wear them awhile."
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on July 27 2006 Body: The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.
..15 "Relax, ...
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on July 21 2006 1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate...
David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on July 21 2006 David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he co...
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on July 21 2006 There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.
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There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said, "We'll just ta
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on July 21 2006 There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one ...
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, sn
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on July 21 2006 After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. ...
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I
have never figured out why men think with their head an
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on July 21 2006 I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have fig...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an ent
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on June 30 2006 For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.Here's an update for you: No...
Married 25 years,I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sle
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on June 18 2006 Married 25 years,I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apa...
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