An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a close by man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?
The man re
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 06 2007 An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he nee...
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 06 2007 Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he...
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to cont
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 06 2007 A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coinc
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 06 2007 A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The wom...
Lil' Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collect... thatll be five dollars." She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give you
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 06 2007 Lil' Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collect... ...
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 15 2006 A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son
playing with his new electric ...
Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas.
I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Friend, Billy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. H
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 06 2006 Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas.
I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer...
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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someon
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on December 04 2006 It goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about ...
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited
about aging that you think in fractions.
"How ol
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on October 29 2006 Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
is when we're kids? If you'r...
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