A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun...and robs the bank! Just to make sure he leaves no witnesses..He turns around and asks the next customer in line..
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on March 12 2008 A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun...and robs the bank! ...
Bob is in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 1
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on March 04 2008 Bob is in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
...
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on February 14 2008 The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over f...
A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest c
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 28 2008 A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
"Any specific problems you should t...
An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said.
"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 28 2008 An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here...
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
As he said with great glee,
As it hung past his knee,
"If my nose were a cunt I could fuck it"
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 28 2008 There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
As he said with great...
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: Wh
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 23 2008 Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q:...
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she rea
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 23 2008 A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gi...
A blonde is driving on the highway. She looks over and sees another blonde in a wheat field, rowing a boat. She stops and gets out of her car and says, “What are you doing out there?”
The blonde in t
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Send to your friend!! From Unknown on January 23 2008 A blonde is driving on the highway. She looks over and sees another blonde in a wheat field, rowing ...
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